Mary is a successful girl. She is smart pretty and talented in many different ways. Mary is a programmer. She makes enough of her own.
“All this making money is fine,” said Mary, “Now I want to get my egg fertilized, and be a mom to propagate my genes.”
Because Mary is a smart and successful independent girls, she doesn’t really need child support payment. However, she also wants a good life. It costs around $500 to raise a child in Mary’s country, and that’s all Mary wants from a guy that fertilize her eggs.
“Well, it’s kind of a fair deal,” said Mary, “I am helping him to reproduce. He doesn’t have to get pregnant for 9 months, breast feeding the babies and all. So I expect the sperm supplier to pay $300-$400 of the cost of raising children.
Mary soon got 2 proposals.
Bob, a smart tall handsome billionaire, think that what Mary want is reasonable. “Sure, $300-$400 is fine. I don’t like spending too much money on a child. I just don’t feel like it. If she wants to help me reproduce, I won’t mind spending $300-$400 per month as she wished.” Bob tells his friends.
Charlie, a welfare recipient, also comes up with a proposal. “Yea I’ll impregnate you babe. However, I am not going to use my own money given that I don’t have any at all due to my lack of genetic talents. But don’t worry; we’ll just be counting on tax payers’ money that worked hard to support our future children.”
The mating market is so frictional due to market restriction. Mary wants to be a mother now and she has to make a decision.
“Obviously I’ll choose Bob,” said Mary, “Bob genetic quality is proven. He is a billionaire. Looks like he got what it takes to be a billionaire, whatever it is.”
“I am not saying that Charlie is inferior or anything. But I do not know whether he can ever be a billionaire or not. One thing for sure is, his genes are not proven yet,” added Mary, “I’ll just tell Bob that.”
“It’s a deal,” said Bob, “But how do I know that you will indeed ask for only $300-$400 per month as you said? The last time I went through this I get sued for $1 million a month,” ask Bob suspiciously.
“I suppose I can make an agreement that I won’t ask or sue for over $300-$400 a month,” said Mary.
“Well, that kind of agreement is not enforceable in court,” said Bob, “So your commitment means nothing. Even though I know you’re not a gold digger, you effectively are because you can’t commit you’re not.”
“I understand that you’re proud that you’re financially independent and stuff,” said Bob, “But current child support laws effectively make you less tolerable than a very expensive whore.”
“But I am not a whore. I do not need your money. Forget the child support. I’ve heard you got IQ. Hence, I don’t need payment at all.” said Mary.
“Well, but there is no guarantee you won’t sue me for $1 million bucks a month later after babies are born. The court decided that future mom couldn’t commit to lower their child support need. That means to me, and all other billionaires, you are effectively a very expensive vicious gold digging whore. Even normal whore are affordable to me, but this charging of money proportional to my wealth is unaffordable for any male,” added Bob.
“Each girl I knocked up got an option to sue me for a gazillion dollar. That’s the law,” Bob explained.
“I am not a hoe, and I do not even want or need such option. I am a financially independent woman.” protested Mary.
“But the law says you effectively are hoe. The government pretty much decide what the price is, namely an option to demand large amount of money, whether you want to ever exercise that option or not.” Bob explained.
“Don’t worry, you can make such commitment with me,” said Charlie, “I know you won’t sue for over $300-$400 a month, because I don’t have that kind of money.”
“Wait a minute, so I have a deal, and I can make that deal with Charlie, but I can’t make the same deal with Bob. Is that what’s really going on,” ask Mary to her lawyer. The answer is affirmative.
“In that case I have to choose Charlie then,” said Mary, “If I choose Charlie I got subsidies. If I choose Bob I got complexities. I don’t really have a choice.”
So Mary ended up mating with Charlie and supports their kids with Bob’s money taken forcefully through tax to support Charlie’s children. Their children all are likely to further burden the already heavily socialized system.
“Wait a fucking minute,” said Bob disgruntledly, “The girl prefers my cock, on top of that I provide better deals, and it’s my money paying for the kid. Why the hell it has to be someone else’ cock that fertilize her eggs?”
“Well the girl prefers Charlie,” said Don, a typical voter, “It’s this mystery called romantic love.”
“There is no mystery. It’s not legally possible to deal with me and yet the same deal is legal with Charlie. You forced her to pick Charlie,” complained Bob.
“No it’s not. Well you don’t understand because you don’t feel love,” said Don.
“Charlie doesn’t think having a child worth $500 per month. He also doesn’t think renting a Ferrari worth $500 per month. Why do you bother subsidizing Charlie when he wants to make kids and yet you don’t subsidize him if he wants to drive a Ferrari instead?”
“Well, Charlie’s offspring can be a future tax payer,” said Don.
“Look, my families have been paying taxes for generations. Charlie’s families have been sucking governments’ money for generations. Yet you artificially increase my cost of reproduction and subsidize Charlie to breed like rabbit with MY money,” pointed Bob.
“Sure. We actually prefer Charlie to reproduce like rabbits and make it legal rather than letting jerks like you to do so. In fact, we plan on killing all the rich and productive in gas chamber,” said Don.
So Bob then went oversea to find countries that value his productivity more. The country he left then gets more and more socialized because all the productive people either fail to reproduce or go somewhere else.
A Mother Wannabe’s Difficult Choice is a post from: Free Market Forever
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